The Register, 1983-02-25

              gone eugene's had quite a few spirits take up residence in his body including archbishop fulton sheen john f kennedy and the rev dr martin luther king jr his holy spirit resides in his second born son's body eugene chaney as he has since 1942 eugene who is a turret-lathe operator in a machine shop takes dictation from his conversation and writes ex cerpts that appear in the letters god is alive and well and living in maple heights ohio on mapleboro avenue he is sending letters to editors and publishers some he says have treated him shabbily with their silence and very few have had the courtesy to answer his letters or in receipt of books sent free of charge contributions are welcome however can you imagine the humiliation of asking someone do you have some bathroom tissue i could use what makes it worse is that the person replies no because she needs it for herself a&t let's get our priorities straight if millions can be spent on an engineer ing building then why can't a few dollars go for bathroom tissue by nannetta durnell i must confess i am not quite sure how to approach this subject but it is one that needs mentioning there are certain subjects people hesitate to talk about in the company of others such as their annual income their age if it is real or imitation leather and the discussion of one's sex life but if television can break the bar riers and advertise it to millions of households each day then what harm can come from writing about it to ap proximately 5,200 students for almost two weeks a dilemma has plagued vanstory hall and it seems that nothing is being done by school of ficials to alleviate the problem meanwhile the girls in the dorm search frantically from neighbor to neighbor dormitory to dormitory and building to building in hopes of finding the cure to the problem what is this problem that the women must face morning noon and and night no bathroom tissue no popularity contests the a&t register the lead column on the opinion page 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the madness begins as a concerned student if you are you should begin now to think about what you want in an sga representative or class queen after all the campaign hopefuls are elected because of you first of all class elections are not popularity contests just because jane aggie has a winning smile doesn't mean she'll make a great miss a&t and just because joe aggie is articulate and presents himself well doesn't mean he's by audrey l the signs have been posted and soon the madness will be on for the 1983-84 elections for class officers sga of ficials and of course miss a&t after last year's extremely low tur nout it will be interesting to see if stu dent apathy still prevails and then there are the campaign hopefuls who may make promises and introduce new ideas they think crucial to their winning put aside the apathy think about what you really want in a represenative and vote if you're contemplating running for an office think about the time and energy that is required think about the commitments and sacrifices you have to make as a class officer you represent the students and whatever you say or do reflects your performance campus politics may not be as ad vanced and as complex as government but they are important to the people that are affected by them everyone should be concerned because it is too late once an incompe tent person takes office for some all you will be able to say is i wish i had voted capable of handling the strenuous job of an sga president after all ronald reagan is articulate and has a smooth presentation rage 4 ihe a&l kegister friday february 25 1983 read this if nothing else dog is god's living in maple heights name important papers missing with more than 2,000 students atten ding this university paying for room and board where are the bathroom supplies can you imagine the desperation of going to crosby or marteena hall to conceal a roll of bathroom tissue in your briefcase or pocketbook for later use can you imagine the frustration of waking in the morning and walking all the way to the bathroom only to find that once again there is no bathroom paper he says that his name is void of form so it can never be written on any document eugene signs his he's in eugene's body to give hope to the world he says that he is not all knowing but his greater spirit over the universe is he is but the holy ghost in his son's body and eugene and jesus christ are one and the same — reincarnated he says he wants the world to know that he is alive on earth and not hidden in the pages of the bi ble eugene said king's visit was only for a short time i only remember a few of his words which were mmmm here i am in a white man's body mmmm he repeated the words over and over then he was